an index of aspirations
I appreciate healthy food and good lyrics and thought this video was hilarious. However, I pledge my allegiance to Trader Joe’s and thought I’d write my own little rap for kicks.
Whole Foods is good but its price is out of whack
‘Cause in the hood Trader Joe’s is where it’s at
Check out what I say, it happens every day…
It’s how we live on the east side of Phillayy
Snap pea crisps, goat cheese, grapes all under 10 bucks
Wash it down good with some merlot 2 buck chuck
How ‘bout $1 pasta - it’s the bachelor livin’
I don’t even mind all those hipsters ringin’
We’re checkin out now, hell yes I brought my bag!
I love veggies too, can you feel my swag?
Yea that’s right, I rep TJ’s and free my wallet from guilt..
‘Cause paying 10x the price is worse than expired milk
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